In the same spirit (but not really) as new "sports" such as the USA Rock Paper Scissors League and The Pillow Fight League comes Carmen Electra's Naked Women's Wrestling League (if this is old news, I apologize for not being up on thangs). As noted in the press release, Carmen Electra is the "ringmaster of this naked one-ring circus." The best part of the press release is:
"Please note this is not oil or mud wrestling. This is the same kind of high-impact, body-slamming action that can be found in the world's leading professional wrestling rings, except that in the NWWL, all of the wrestlers are female and each woman athlete performs completely naked."
Oh really. I'm glad you set me straight. For a second there I thought this was just shameless, made for pay-per-view trash--well it does have naked girls so it can't be all that bad. But since Carmen Electra has lent her name and likeness to this, and since these are real athletes, this must be a real sport. We must petition ESPN to show highlights...
The NWWL event "Naked Revolution" debuted last night (April 10) on InDemand Pay-Per-View. But don't worry. In case you missed it, it apparently will be rebroadcast through June. I know you can't wait to see some real athletes pay tribute to their ancestors who competed naked in the Olympics a thousand years ago.