kill the wheel

Ok, it's not like I believe Alltel(my cell phone service) has superior commericials or anything, but Sprint's "wheel of adjectives" commercial is horrible. Yeah, night time calling that starts at 7pm is pretty sweet but every time the wheel goes for a spin I secretly pray that it spins out of control and becomes the wheel of death and destruction. To describe how bad the commercial is I could spin my own wheel of adjectives. But I won't, because wheels of adjectives are stupid.